▸ MY DOG ATE THE REPORT
▸ TRAFFIC WAS UNPRECEDENTED
▸ I THOUGHT IT WAS CASUAL FRIDAY
▸ MY PHONE DIED (AND ALSO MY WIFI)
▸ I HAD A FAMILY EMERGENCY (VAGUE)
▸ THE ALGORITHM BURIED MY EMAIL
▸ I WAS IN A MEETING ABOUT MEETINGS
▸ MERCURY WAS IN RETROGRADE
▸ I LITERALLY JUST SAW THIS
▸ MY DOCTOR SAID NO STRESS
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